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30.7.01
 
Warning! The following material may not be suitable for small children (under 4’10”), readers of Titus 1:15,16 or anyone who’s ever used Swedish Mission slang.

Kukjävel!
Pubkillarna var ena jävlar på att pissa
Jag tappade den jävla tvålen
Det var jävla dumt gjort
Den fete jäveln slog mig
Den kåte jäveln skulle kunna knulla sin egen syster
Ta dig i häcken
Fan (or Jävlar) vad ont det gjorde
Und den jävla idioten kom aldrig
Satan! Ungen pissade på sig
Det var skit till snö i den jävla pisten
Vilken jävla röra
Aldrig i helvete
Någon djävla ordning ska det vara i ett parti

lansTration
Fucking fucker!
The guys at the pub were masterly at pissing
Until I dropped the fucking soap
That was a bloody stupid thing to do
A fat son-of-a-bitch hit me
Bastard was so horny he’d fuck his own sister
Up your ass, he said
It hurt like hell
And the fucking idiot never came
Hell! The kid wet his trousers!
There was bloody little snow in that fucking pist
Fuck that for a lark, I said.
There has to be some order in a party
fmagically posted by hilde~tilde at 8:28 PM

Real Name:Inga Hilde
Age: Modern
Gender: Female
Height: 183 cm
Weight: 56 kg
Nationality: Swedish
Hair colour: Dark blue/black
Home: mG Colony
Occupation: pohit, later joins mG's Salvage business
Identity/Background: ~~Hilde Tilde~~ is a young Swedish pohit who joined up with mG when her colony accepted mG's offer of "protection." Her first pohm resulted from a fateful meeting with a goofy, braided gundam pilot at a spaceport who tried to escape her advances. mG has convinced her that their cause is a good one, so she helps them escape normalcy's clutches. Unfortunately, she's also convinced that she should do anything to help her pohms and has become a bit of a "housewife" to them, buying their groceries and cooking meals. Underneath the pohmstruck female, though, is one tough little cookie.

::herchives::
07/22/2001 - 07/28/2001
07/29/2001 - 08/04/2001
08/05/2001 - 08/11/2001
08/12/2001 - 08/18/2001
08/19/2001 - 08/25/2001
08/26/2001 - 09/01/2001
09/16/2001 - 09/22/2001
09/23/2001 - 09/29/2001
10/07/2001 - 10/13/2001
10/28/2001 - 11/03/2001
11/11/2001 - 11/17/2001
11/25/2001 - 12/01/2001
12/02/2001 - 12/08/2001
01/06/2002 - 01/12/2002
01/13/2002 - 01/19/2002
01/20/2002 - 01/26/2002
02/24/2002 - 03/02/2002
03/17/2002 - 03/23/2002
03/24/2002 - 03/30/2002
04/28/2002 - 05/04/2002
05/12/2002 - 05/18/2002
05/19/2002 - 05/25/2002
05/26/2002 - 06/01/2002
06/02/2002 - 06/08/2002
06/09/2002 - 06/15/2002
07/07/2002 - 07/13/2002
07/14/2002 - 07/20/2002
07/21/2002 - 07/27/2002
08/04/2002 - 08/10/2002
08/25/2002 - 08/31/2002
09/22/2002 - 09/28/2002
09/29/2002 - 10/05/2002
11/24/2002 - 11/30/2002
12/15/2002 - 12/21/2002
04/20/2003 - 04/26/2003
06/29/2003 - 07/05/2003
::more h~T::


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