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4th annual bash for hebrew hipsters at the hideout

kick start (drum) my heart (star)the hfH mG attended was definitely not the short, cultural-center version held on 011206. oh, no. this was the full-on rockin, never-stoppin, spin-the-dreidle-till-yr-droppin bash-and-a-half. we loved it. we left early.

well, you know, the set list coulda used a big ol' red pen both for acts and pieces per. monika "she used to rock" kendrick with her t.s. eliot maybe shoulda picked something from her pre-wiccan, slap-my-ass-and-call-me-hilde past rather than wannabe pagan footnote spoken word.1 and if you can't manage to stay within the theme, bring your own backup singers, a la cin salach. who cares what you're talking about? we get to sing along! (well sort of)

but all cynicism aside, this show had everything we could've asked for including curly-haired cuties, dunkin donuts, and goin all the way with god ("i heard you like to get freaky with jews / i figure it's my turn / i've paid my dues" - eric roth and the silver shmatas). yes and there were lots of shining stars (of david) on the stage. our favorites include supergroup tuffet with members from kim, etc., the aforementioned eric and band with an original and inspiring brand of jewish rap ("he's only a rabbi"), the always-entertaining greg g. (the g is for gentile), and let's not forget alley-shopping the shame (hot 'burban bootie that rocks if you plug your ears with their tight tight tube tops). the title of most versitile performer goes to chuck of, among so many other projects, the young fathers. they're the guys in the tiger tees.

and of course, we couldn't have asked for better hosts than john "where's my hair?" greenfield and ellen rosner, who both performed some kick ass rock as well as keeping things in order. ms. rosner is a beautiful woman in every sense, with a beautiful voice to match. at this very moment we are picking out our outfits to see her perform at girl bar this thurs. do not miss.

    1poets: when reading to crowded bars at one am, maybe go less thesis paper and more like—hell, erotica will do! (e.g. greg gillam's discovery of the steamy second verse of the dreidle song)

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