with so many sick and puzzling nominees, the academy faced a serious challenge in choosing the recipients of the first annual mutaGenesis arse lectronica ‘assy’ awards.
in the category of ape animation/feces effects, the nominees were mingmingcherry for go monkey go and tom winkler, who is not insane, for doodie.com.
and the winner is…
mingming, because of all the photos of herself in a bikini she sent to the judges. and because yesterday was her birthday.
in the category of digital intercourse/arse interaction, the nominees were benjamin strautin for the smell of gravity and catenema.com for i gave my cat an enema.
and the winner is…
catenema, because we like the idea that stroking kitties makes it easier to shove things up their butts.
and, in keeping with the half-cocked, half-baked mode of operations you’ve come to expect from mG, we’ve completely thrown out the final category and replaced it with a brand new one, created at the last minute and at great expense. losers include the chicago sun-times, fox news channel, and everyone else responsible for all the bullshit reporting in the past couple of weeks, especially for blasting off-key renditions of ‘god bless america.’
for our winner, we go back almost a year, to when the u.s. was still indestructible and bush II hadn’t yet thoroughly disappointed most of the world. the assy for least destructive use of questionable journalism goes to usha lee mcfarling for her piece in the l.a. times on sex in space. ground control to major babe!
