what could be better than a birthday monkey
timothy is not brown nor black
nor does he play on little cymbals when you wind his back
but he is the monkeyest monkey that i knooooooooooooowwwwww!!!

hey it sucks that i'm all the way over here and can't heap homemade presents and cheery grins over your fuzzy head. but what difference does it make what day it is, when you come here we will go shopping and rock out and who needs this birthday schmirthday crap anyway? certainly not this ugly gorilla over here. (shhh! i don't think he knows we're here!) hope you are having a good day.

with love from clarita

thursday, august 2, 2001

Please do not feed the monkey.