friday, august 17
we're putting together a petition to remove words we dislike from the english language. candidates so far include "indubidable," "whoopass," and "participate." send nominations to ewenice@mutagenesis.org.
we're just crabby because we didn't get tix to bjork.
and because we're not kathleen hannah, the coolest girl at the party. hold your breath for badweatherfriend's review of last night's le tigre show. but only if you are a professionally trained stunt person. it'll be next week sometime.
meanwhile, consult the events calendar triple-d's been slaving over for all your weekend plans. it's equal parts can't-miss attractions and can't-stand-the-idea-of-attending activities. you decide which is which. we can't really.
[3:16 PM]
wednesday, august 15
guesses from monday's quiz are pouring in. these from a Li'l Miss Inuit Isporn, an associate predator at BPM manual village:
1) 8 Dildos a Whirring (I Love You)
2) 18 and Luscious
3) 88 Lesbians And 44 Wonders
4) 99.9 Freaky Deeds
5) 1 2 3 and a Zenana Zenana Zenana
6) 19th Nasty Babe
7) 50 Widows to Lick your Labia
8) 65 Lips Alickin
9) 99 Lithium (Rain) Bows
10) 6 t(itallating) h(ead) And How!
they're all wrong, of course, but they make up for that in depravity! miss isporn will go home with the official mutaGenesis basement genotyping kit and, hopefully, with me.
keep those entries comin'. we still have a weekend in Västerbotten (in the arctic circle!) and a 3.4-oz. bottle of eau de Jésus to give away.
[9:16 AM]
monday, august 13
take the MutaGenesis Equally Nerdy Smartypants Aptitute (MENSA) test to see if you're a genius or just a genus or even just a gnu.
figure out what the letters mean. see the example.
1-3 correct: vanilla ice. you're no lyrical poet
4-6 correct: phil collins. you've got more soul patch than thinking cap
7-9 correct: bootsy collins. you've got the funk. ow
10 correct: call me. i love you
ready? O-K!
example: 2 G for every B
1) 8 D a W (ILY)
2) 18 and L
3) 88 L A 44 W
4) 99.9 F D
5) 1 2 3 and a Z Z Z
6) 19th N B
7) 50 W to L your L
8) 65 L A
9) 99 L (R) B
10) 6th A H
example: 2 Girls for every Boy
send guesses to mensa@mutagenesis.org for your chance to win authentic mutaGenesis merchandise!
[2:57 PM]
