saturday, july 21
please don't drink and drive. you might accidentally hit a rock star and then i won't have anything to do on friday night. think about it, won't you...?
[4:02 PM]
friday, july 20
submitted from staffwriter digdeeperdown this morning and appearing here because we pity her:
personal to my dream woman:
you: rock star with day job in navy blue uniform with black pinstripes, shagadelic haircut, and sunglasses, driving a horse carriage near the watertower. me: elven bombshell in denim skirt and 3-inch heels, buying cookies at foodlife. if you are one of the 3 people (according to projected sitemeter numbers) to visit this page today, please email me! i'll pay for a whole day's worth of carriage rides like richard gere in pretty woman, and we'll do it on my piano.
[2:04 PM]
thursday, july 19
right. in order to give equal time to our two mistresses, today we bring you the third and final installation in the 'cows of vengeance' series, a lovely little number cleverly entitled 'Cow #3.'
we'll have to wait until tomorrow to tell you about hilde's new yahoo! club called 'hilde tilde central' (that's svedish for 'hilde tilde central').
[11:24 AM]
wednesday, july 18
it might be all the attention we've been giving to our hot little cowgirl, but hilde tilde's gone on a manic streak of productivity worthy of carrie fisher without her lithium. to properly showcase her fine new efforts (hilde's, not carrie's), we've gone and redesigned her page, complete with long-awaited dust-cover photo and breathtaking bio! just follow the squiggly thingies~~~~
[1:07 PM]
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