all girls are hung more still over of this parti, therefore I have to enter the register today, as tyny has put me in charge. the only thing to the report is that their shots they have had and also only to wait for to be better. also, stereopriveleges was dislocated from the girls until their return, if they considered much time what a mess they have made.
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Friday, July 27
from the department of cool new tricks comes hilde's blög. now she can go all whåckåss on us with the click of a mus.
and for your literary enrichment, an integral tool for budding svedish pohits everywhere. check out cursing in swedish, a guide for english-speaking types to everything Gud-förbannade.
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Wednesday, July 25
not that any of us here at mG would actually try online dating (unless you count triple-d's personal from last week), but if we were going to, we'd do it here. it's small, but where else can you find so many greasers in one place, besides a production of the outsiders?
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Tuesday, July 24
the Apocalypse for Smartypantses
you'll never believe who just came out of the pohitri kkloset--our own little badweatherfriend. we tried to tell her this pohm business is no game, but she insisted on making it into a crossword puzzle. BWF has some reviews or something elsewhere on this site, as well as a BIG CRUSH on hilde tilde! but you ain't heard that from me.
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Monday, July 23
as banner ads blink overhead, i realize there's no need sermonize to you on the evils of advertising. but i saw a commercial on tv yesterday that's been working on me ever since, and i just now realized what is so sinister about it.
it's for some detergent or washing machine or something, and it's this guy in a voiceover talking about his lovely, young wife, and there she is, looking animated and nurturing, laughing and tossing her hair in a hazy, blurry, slow motion wonderland. he tells us about her underwear, how she used to wear the sexy magazine model type. pay attention now. 'now she wears the kind i used to see in the hamper when i was a kid.' just take a minute to get your mind around that one...ok? 'there's something comforting about white cotton underwear with faded yellow flowers.'
and then she comes on and says, 'there's just something so comforting about his OEDIPAL COMPLEX!!!!'
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Saturday, July 21
please don't drink and drive. you might accidentally hit a rock star and then i won't have anything to do on friday night. think about it, won't you...?
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Friday, July 20
submitted from staffwriter digdeeperdown this morning and appearing here because we pity her:
personal to my dream woman: you: rock star with day job in navy blue uniform with black pinstripes, shagadelic haircut, and sunglasses, driving a horse carriage near the watertower. me: elven bombshell in denim skirt and 3-inch heels, buying cookies at foodlife. if you are one of the 3 people (according to projected sitemeter numbers) to visit this page today, please email me! i'll pay for a whole day's worth of carriage rides like richard gere in pretty woman, and we'll do it on my piano.
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Thursday, July 19
right. in order to give equal time to our two mistresses, today we bring you the third and final installation in the 'cows of vengeance' series, a lovely little number cleverly entitled 'Cow #3.'
we'll have to wait until tomorrow to tell you about hilde's new yahoo! club called 'hilde tilde central' (that's svedish for 'hilde tilde central').
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Wednesday, July 18
it might be all the attention we've been giving to our hot little cowgirl, but hilde tilde's gone on a manic streak of productivity worthy of carrie fisher without her lithium. to properly showcase her fine new efforts (hilde's, not carrie's), we've gone and redesigned her page, complete with long-awaited dust-cover photo and breathtaking bio! just follow the squiggly thingies~~~~
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Friday, July 13
with the death of soulflare…with the near-fatal wounding of soulflare…with soulflare, who, when it looked like it might recover—er, um, with soulflare almost gone, who will be there to carry the pixel torch, to house the homeless digital art, to shoe the shoeless online graphic wanderer? we don’t know. but here’s another cow, and a special message from bessie: “check out my profile—I’m hot! Hot!!”
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Wednesday, July 11
when we received this submission from avant digital artist bessie, there was no doubt in our collective mutant mind that mG would expand its patronage to include the visual as well as the literary arts. the production team worked extra hours without sammiches this morning to bring you the first installment of bessie's three-part 'cows of vengeance' series. enjoy with the dairy product of your choice.
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Sunday, July 8
the white stripes played two sold-out shows at the empty bottle this week, and i’d love to tell you how great they were, but i was one of the many pomade-wearing punks turned away at the door last night. instead, i headed over to the hideout where the beer's in a bottle (or can) and the babes are in braids...read review
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Friday, July 6
lookit! we got mail from the big RR himself. and no it's not just some conservation dude with the same name. you see, 'trustee' really means 'rich guy who wanted his name on cool-sounding council.'
"hi...you may remember me from such BioGems films as..."
From: Robert Redford biogemsnews@savebiogems.org Subject: Thank you from Robert Redford
Dear Fellow BioGems Defender,
I just wanted to personally thank you for visiting http://www.savebiogems.org and taking action against President Bush's plan to open the Arctic Wildlife Refuge to oil development. This online campaign, which began with an email message to a few thousand people, has already generated 450,000 letters of protest to Congress. The fight for the Arctic Refuge continues on Capitol Hill, but there's no doubt that we've helped turn the tide against the president's destructive roposal. What a shining example of our collective power to make a difference! We'll keep you posted on the outcome of this important fight for our natural heritage.
In the meantime, if you want to do even more to help save America's last wild places, then please visit our new page at http://www.savebiogems.org/yellowstone/. There, you'll learn how the Bush-Cheney energy plan endangers Yellowstone and other unspoiled wildlands of the Rockies -- and how you can help save them.
Thank you again for answering my urgent call to action.
Sincerely yours,
Robert Redford Trustee, Natural Resources Defense Council
ask me about my chapbook. i will tell you that it's new, lo-fi, and totally underground. available now for sale, trade, or barter.
ask merriam-webster about my chapbook. they will say something like
chap·book. 'chap-"buk noun. Etymology: chapman + book Date: 1798 : a small book containing ballads, poems, tales, or tracts
chap·man. 'chap-m&n noun. Etymology: Middle English, from Old English cEapman, from cEap trade + man -- more at CHEAP Date: before 12th century 1 archaic : MERCHANT, TRADER 2 British : PEDDLER
cheap'chEp noun. Etymology: Middle English chep, from Old English cEap trade; akin to Old High German kouf trade; both from Latin caupo tradesman Date: before 12th century obsolete : BARGAIN
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Tuesday, July 3
ask box boy, the cardboard oracle, for answers to life's greatest mysteries. how big is god? was i adopted? how did i get cheese way up there? his answers will inevitably involve flap overlap. *wink-wink*
also, about yesterday. that was wrong and i'm sorry.
