happy birthday, bob.

or as my high school history teacher used to call him, 'that jerk bobby zimmerman.' (i think there was some bitterness there.)

they say he's 60 now, though he looks as though he might have been transplanted to vincent price's body in the last few years.

tomorrow, the site i used to work for will be launching its redesign thereby flinging to the four winds the url's of a bunch of articles written by a bunch of poor saps like myself, who are currently writing for free.

there's a strange man in my bedroom and he's playing
art guitar
a three-note chord high on the neck that lasts for over an hour
it's making me float high over my pillow and this four-flat
i'm having an out-of-body art-guitar experience
the piece of crap is missing the high E and cannot hold a tune
but art guitar is not about tune or tempo or recognizable rhythms
you'll never know what it's about frankly
unless you're the man in my bedroom playing me to sleep
he gets up to put on yo la tengo and i am jarred
sorry if your fingers hurt but i can only sleep
to art guitar...

not even a week since i've decided to spend more of my time at work actually working, my hands have begun shedding skin from the palms, confirming my suspicions that boredom is truly quite hazardous to the health. also confirmed this week was my theory that drinking the office coffee in the afternoon does indeed cause me to see into the future...

MutaGenesis

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you know the show was very sweet

yo la tengo, when i said i loved you last night, that was not just the 3-beer buzz. when i said i loved you last night, yo la tengo, what i meant was 'te quiero mucho, baby. te quiero para siempre.'

live365.com station pick of the day by tyny k: planetemusic
this morning i got to groove to an 11-and-a-half-minute montage of 60s and 70s american hits like 'california dreamin,' 'gloria,' and 'mr. tamborine man' IN FRENCH by someone called Laurent Voulzy.

so yeah, it's on my presets now.

my friend smeg says, 'hey. you're saving the world. nobody said it would be easy.' really tho, you just have to click, click, enter your name and address (or make one up), and sit back smugly knowing you're helping thwart Pres. Shrub's plans to destroy nature. Do it here. You have till May 7. Godspeed.

screw this guy. i like hackers. they are so punk rock. especially 'hacktivists.' especially chinese hacktivists. any chinese hacktivists wanna deface my site with political threats in broken english? be my guest. email me privately for my passwords.