First Seattle, then the Worldby badweatherfriendOne thing they overlooked was time zones.Forget the squabbles over skin tones, hair length, gender--what is God in? Mountain or Pacific time? Or something else? Assuming Jesus, in his second coming, would begin with the Americas, working round to civilization's cradle, He, like all great trends, would hit the east coast first. Or be everywhere at once. Whatever repercussions of apocalyptic doom are to befall, they'll get it first. By midnight in the capitol, we may just be prepared for Judgement Day, may have developed anti-horseman missiles, stopped the clock ticking in Times Square, all dug a hole in our back yards deep enough for just ourselves and our one can of beans. There will be no rush on cash machines. No stockpiling of gasoline. We're holding out for Daylight Saving's Time. Thus, it is said, ye will not know the hour. |
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BWF (also stands for Bi White Female) writes half-assed reviews for mutaGenesis and takes out the trash on tuesdays. |