Re: Fw

> 1. I love you not because of who you are, but
> because of who you think I am when I am with
> who I think you are when I'm not around.
>
> 2. Just because someone doesn't love you the
> way you want them to, means they're not as twisted
> and sick as you.

> 3. A true friend is someone who reaches for
> your hand and accidentally grabs your ass.
>
> 4. Never frown, even when you are sad, because
> people don't like someone who isn't happy 100%
> of the time.
>
> 5. To the world you may be one person, but to
> one person you may be the world. That person
> needs help, and you need a restraining order.
>
> 6. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong
> people before meeting the right one, so that we
> can be incredibly fucked up and bitter and hate
> God by then.
>
> 7. Don't cry because it is over, cry because
> it's going to happen all over again.
>
> 8. There's always going to be people that hurt
> you so what you have to do is bring a
> semi-automatic up in a tower and get them
> before they get you.
>
> 9. Make yourself a better person out of scrap
> metal, a used mattress, and some old tires.
>
> 10. Don't try so hard, the best things come
> when you are lazy and apathetic.
>
> REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS because of
> unstable aperiodic behavior in deterministic
> nonlinear dynamical systems!!!
>
> True friends: How many people actually have 8
> true friends?
> Nobody will until beer starts coming in 8-packs
> instead of 6-packs!!