yes, we’ve heard that irony is dead. but we refuse to allow a group of loosely-affiliated terrorists to squelch our complete irreverence. just as what america needed last Saturday was a miss amerika pageant, what you need now is our announcement of the winners of the 1st annual mG arse lectronica awards. because we will, in the words of tony danza, freddy mercury, and dennis deYoung, “carry on.”

happy b-day, ming. we love you.