then once in a while we really do something good, to make up for all our vandalism, trespassing, and general snotnosed attitudes. we give something back to the community. maybe it was yesterday's nipple thing, or all the feminism that's been wafting around the office lately like fine, 5-dollar chilean wine, but BeSsIe put aside her love of farm animals [insert witticism here] and did a piece for all the wimmin out there.

in the first of a series of banner ads for betties, called banner exchange, BeSsIe gives us "if."