give me some water! (cuz i shot a man on the mexican border)

62 hours of classic rock and 10.5 litres of tequila later...we're back and ready to shop online. cuz we loooooooooooves us some internet. if the internet were playing a sold-out, outdoor concert in 108-degree weather on a wednesday afternoon, we'd stand in line for a chance to jump the fence and buy 10-dollar plastic cups of beer to pour down our fronts, so the singer for the internet could almost see our wet nipples. that's how much we love the internet.

so we're heading to shoebuy.com with a fistfull of plastic to complete our collection of campers.

vanhelga wishes it to be known that she wants nothing to do with this entire affair. :P