h.t. to the fcc: "lick my pussy, twatwaffles!"

ask me about my chapbook. i will tell you that it's new, lo-fi, and totally underground. available now for sale, trade, or barter.

ask merriam-webster about my chapbook. they will say something like

chap·book. 'chap-"buk noun.
Etymology: chapman + book
Date: 1798
: a small book containing ballads, poems, tales, or tracts

chap·man. 'chap-m&n noun.
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English cEapman, from cEap trade + man -- more at CHEAP
Date: before 12th century
1 archaic : MERCHANT, TRADER
2 British : PEDDLER

cheap 'chEp noun.
Etymology: Middle English chep, from Old English cEap trade; akin to Old High German kouf trade; both from Latin caupo tradesman
Date: before 12th century
obsolete : BARGAIN