once again, with oats

are you as tired as we are of hearing how every store/organization/web site/street vendor has something for everyone on your "list?" don't you wish they'd keep their god damn hands off your list? and maybe just read you some poems? it is in the true spirit of X-mas (pronounced "ten-mas" as in OS X) that we are thrilled to reprise last year's holiday feature, excerpts from Minx! a useless book of poetry by TCF_RIP. to make it worth your respective whiles, a never-before-seen poem has been added to the collection that is sure to convince you to order copies for everyone on your...yeah, whatever. relive the magic...

order today! or just throw more money at amma's on. we don't care.